dear Mr or Miz Raven,
who ever you are, please stop giving out my phone number. i have taken two calls for you today already and the last caller told me you gave him my number on an application. that is something i DO not appreciate at all.
it's not like i don't have enough on my plate without answering calls for a person i don't know. it's more than annoying. it's cruddy.
why would you make up a number to put on an application? why not put "N/A", "none", or the ever-popular "none uh yo bizness"?
i'd be happy to take calls for you (even messages) if you had called me first and we had a financial agreement attached to said phone calls. however, this is not the case.
rest assured that when i find out who you are, i'm gonna report you to The Authorities. i don't know which Authorities but know that there is an Authority out there that reprimands people like you.
that is all.